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“She could have murdered him” first of all, shhh that’s not murder. Someone breaks into your house and you kill them, that’s literally not murder. Dude was armed as well. Definitely not murder. So jot that down
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Wait, is this about the weight lifter grandma?
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No, that sounds interesting though. This is some other kind of thing
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I hope when I am 82 I can break a table over a guy’s head.
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just beautiful poetry in this story
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The baby shampoo as a weapon is just *chef kiss*
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That "No more tears" formula burning like hell
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