Sharkey: Love when a piece of fiction is like, actually our dragons are alien refugees from another planet who were chased here by a pissed off robot crab, accidentally created catholicism, then started a fight with it until a heretic schism happened because one lady really, really wanted to fuck a dragon.

Love when a piece of fiction is like, actually our dragons are alien refugees from another planet who were chased here by a pissed off robot crab, accidentally created catholicism, then started a fight with it until a heretic schism happened because one lady really, really wanted to fuck a dragon.

That tabloid writer in Eorzea making headlines like “Dragons are space aliens and Catholics won’t let you fuck them”

holy hell this but for real

EW Hildebrand quests were so funny for that. Like, buddy, you have no idea.

I do because I played them haha

And you get the Our Lady of Dragonfucking rebellion faction.

You can’t just say shit like that and not drop a title.

That's Final Fantasy 14!

I quit playing at 10. I really need to catch up, lol

im going to request a title please

A tale as old as time.

I see you've played Fire Emblem: Three Houses!

yeah final fantasy mystic quest slapped

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