Chris “Degree In Fuckery” Daddy: What’s what the claymore is for. Do NOT mow my yard.

I saw that you mowed about an inch over my property line. Say goodbye to your nuts.

I used to think this, and then I thought: "heh, thanks for the free yard work, neighbor."

Look up castle doctrine and get back to me

I wouldn't blow away a neighbor for free yard work.

What’s what the claymore is for. Do NOT mow my yard.

In my situation, unless you are using a laser to finely split where one "yard" ends and another begins, you're going to get overlap. Be careful! Get your blood pressure checked...

If a single dandelion appears on my yard I’m getting my nunchucks

Poor dandelion!

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