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some transphobe found my tumblr and is having a real normal one in my askbox
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It’s fine, it’s not new. But what is funny about this person is that they sent me a really generic “you’ll never be a real woman you’re going to die alone” message and then they kept sending me more specific DMs as they read more of my comics and learned more about me 🤭
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they found out I have a wife and updated the “die alone” to “you and your wife are delusional and should not procreate, as if you could even get it up” and then they had to send an updated flame once they noticed I have a kid already
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Seriously I am fully unable to get mad at this, it’s so silly. Stabbing in the dark and missing every time.
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Really brings home that whole thing about how most Internet lunatics aren’t fighting with YOU, they’re fighting with this weird, funhouse mirror version of you they only THINK they know.
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They’re slowly realizing you’re happier and more well-adjusted than they could ever hope to be. This is absolutely delicious.
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I never thought of it that way before.
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I’m a straight, middle-aged, vanilla white guy. I know these idiots think.
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*how. I give up. But at least it demonstrates that I understand idiots.
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The point when it crosses from "oh god a bigot spouting death threats, this sucks" to "this fuckin guy, what a clown" is such a weirdly healing moment for my trans ass, I fully get this
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Hilariously and sadly, one of the few transphobes able to learn and adjust their perception only does so to spew hate and still fails. Always 10 steps behind. Imagine if they learned & adjusted with a kind heart!
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incredible how some people choose to spend their time & energy
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Amazing live-commenting through the fanfic behavior
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what a fucking moron, goddam it's almost impressive to be that stupid
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It reminds me of the time that a chud on twitter scrolled through 1 year of content to fish a selfie to try and insult me Motherfucker scrolled for A YEAR of content lmao
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Please tell me they tried telling you that "pseudonym" isn't even your real name.
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Some people are so miserable that other people’s happiness angers them.
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obsessively scrolling through someone's blog to send her lore-accurate hatemail, what a way to spend a weekend
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