kimi: OH NNOOOOOOO..... im sorry emily do you need me to hold a funeral .... wasting food is like enough to make me Cry

oh you have ADHD? name 3 frozen pizza brands you've forgotten about in the oven and turned into charcoal

shoutout to the time i caused the smoke alarm to go off in my roommates' house because i forgot about the sandwiches i was heating on the stovetop

i try to avoid ever walking away from anything on the stove for this reason 😅 the oven however is dangerous...

i set a timer for the oven so im kinda lucky in that regard... but ough i'd do the same mistake otherwise

i usually set a timer for the oven but sometimes I get overconfident and today was one of those times "surely I can remember to take this out in 10 minutes" *1 hour later*

OH NNOOOOOOO..... im sorry emily do you need me to hold a funeral .... wasting food is like enough to make me Cry

my dear friend Totino.....you were like $2 and probably weren't going to be very good anyway if im being honest. this party (me in my room by myself watching youtube videos) won't be the same without you. RIP

LOSING IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

THE PRESENTATION . THE P HOTO. THE WRI TING. GOD THIS IS A WORK OF ART

ty i can always count on u to gas me up (much like my oven did to this pizza-)

Eat the crispy pizza . Become immortal

DO NOT. IT BURNS UR TONGUE AND HAS A HORRIBLEE AFTERTASTE. I WULD KNOW

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