imagine how good it would feel to have your whole body taken apart, have each piece carefully cleaned, and then be put back together. powerwash my skeleton in the driveway. lay all the parts out to dry on a towel in the sun. oil all the hinges while you're at it
Have been fantasizing about a "human groomer" where they shampoo and blow dry and do your nails and give you treats and all you have to do through the process is not bite the groomer and at some point I realized "I've just invented the spa day"
