i have terrible news -- my wife will NOT let me buy my cat a giant, ill-fitting cat sombrero. she says my cat will not wear it and that it will just sit there, taking up space. she's right, but i can't help but think that all my dreams are now dead.
How about a mini fez, from fez-o-rama.com ? I'm not sure if those are an occasional thing that you'd want to be on their mailing list for, or a normal item.