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And now for the traditional July 4th blessing: Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with as many fingers as you began it with.
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And may the fingers you have at the end of the day be still attached and functional.
Actually not just fingers. Check all your parts. Or, I don’t know let a trained professional do the job with all the safety protocols in place.
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Leave the fireworks to the old drunk adults. They've had a lot of use out of theirs.. you should keep yours as long too. It's only fair!
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And as many freedoms
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Go for the gusto, end up with more fingers.
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And also don't cause any trauma to dogs or veterans.
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Flashback to reading "Follow My Leader" as a youth.
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I have 3 friends missing fingers, I understand how fragile these things are
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Well said. Tonight is an annual movie-night tradition as well, so taking a much-deserved break to celebrate.