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I am horribly addicted to MtG: Arena, and while I understand the rationale behind not letting players have things like deck names visible because someone would post slurs or advertising, I am still a little sad that my opponent does not know they’re fighting against “Gondor Calls For Mayonnaise.”
"Gondor calls for mayonnaise!" "And Hellman's answers!"
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…now I gotta make a deck called Heaven and Hellman’s.
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Later in life, Hellboy decided that his name just wasn't plausible at the age of 57, had it legally changed, and a few years later got into the condiment business. The rest... is sandwich history.
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I hate that I love this so much. Take my heart and get out of here for at least 12 hours 🤣
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Haha you’re my kind of people
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The battle of Hellman's Deep
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Walk Backwards Into Hellman’s
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If I still played M:tG, I’d wait a couple weeks for July 4th to see if I could cobble together a Red, White, and Blue merfolk forward deck and call it the Real ‘Murcan/merkin deck. I’d rather lose with a gimmicky pun deck than win with a deck that follows the meta.
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(And yes, there’s a reason I yell “Go pubic wigs!” at sporting events after they play the national anthem)
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i'm thinking about Dukes, but are there enough cowboy themed cards?
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Well, the latest release was Outlaws of Thunder Junction, which is an entirely western themed deck!
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Mono-white Angel deck, then? Btw, I saw a card behind the glass that you'd probably enjoy if you don't have it already: Guide of Souls. Seems to be good for a white weenie deck, and *absurdly* powerful for a single white mana...
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Will it feature an attack card named "miracle whip"?