Emma Evans: I forget the shit with corn dad I think that one might've been a sex pest, but I know the bean dad lore if you want it

TIL that Twitter had Bean Dad but this place apparently had something called a corn dad and they were both less that savoury is this some sort of meta overarching bit?

Were corn dad and bean dad the same person? Is there any way to know the answer?

I forget the shit with corn dad I think that one might've been a sex pest, but I know the bean dad lore if you want it

oh I am super familiar with Bean Dad, spent a year running a chronological counter marking time since the incident. corn dad I know nothing about. tbf I dunno anything about bluesky politics(as opposed to politics on bluesky)

My favorite part of bluesky politics is existing in a fringe enough niche that I only ever see confusing vagueskeets and never quite know what’s going on

I only use Discord for gaming so much the same until friends fill me in

This is the way

A dash of mystery makes the skyline more piquant, especially when I know whatever secret is being unshrouded is going to be…boring

This is why I’d like a trending feed, so that I’ll know what subjects are best ignored.

i thought about changing my handle to squash dad as a joke but not going to invite that in

feels like that format is cursed, don't do it

Yeah Corn Dad was all "I'm such a good husband" in the skeets and "Hey, baby wanna see my dick?" in the Discord.

When i heard about bean dad I tweeted about it at Travis McElroy and a bunch of people were like "You're fucking stupid, like he cares" And the next episode of MBMBAM they dropped bean dad's music for their theme.

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