grg: Blackwolf is a new ride sharing app that has all of the same problems of the old ride sharing apps but also your driver has a gun

Blackwolf is a new ride sharing app that has all of the same problems of the old ride sharing apps but also your driver has a gun

"what if your Uber driver had a gun" is probably the worst pitch for a service in the history of mankind.

Hence what, fourteen billion in first round funding or something?

What if I told you he was also guaranteed to be a cop.

Great, so, #Blackwolf drivers are: * Selected from a populations with radically higher rates of committing sexual assault,... * ...who are likely to be carrying a gun... * ...& who, if they're COPS, will also likely be impossible to prosecute. This is actually a liability win for the company.🤷

Re Liability, see: bsky.app/profile/iams...

Cities pay out huge settlements regularly because cops misbehave while the cops skate because of qualified immunity. A corporation employing them would be in either the same or a worse position as the cities.

The company could still be sued, so not really a liability win.

Sure, they could be sued (assuming there's nothing in the TOS to preclude that), but could the plaintiff win? Is any American court likely to find that only hiring cops is a security-negative?

Cities pay out huge settlements regularly because cops misbehave while the cops skate because of qualified immunity. A corporation employing them would be in either the same or a worse position as the cities.

Mmmm they tried that in Kalamazoo in 2016 😬

women, feel safe with an armed man who has been part of one of the three professions that are statistical outliers for the high numbers of abusers and assaulters

Don't forget serial killers!

Cops, rideshare drivers and ?

military

My Ubers got a gun My Ubers got a gun This bad days just begun I think this guys on the run What did my driver do Three stop lights he blew thru I think he's gonna be arrested Were going faster than a train Hey man, the cops are coming, cause my Ubers got a gun my commute is now a highspeed chase

This The Chase sequel sure picked a new direction.

And he is a cop that got fired from cops for some reason.

“Some reason”. 😒

Being too awesome, or so he assures me.

A lot of cops have a side hustle like this. Google "40% of cops" to learn more!

What? Really?? Well it’s not for the money, they already get it all *shudder* 😬

You might want to Google it. Also the highest paid patrol officer in my city makes ~350k iirc

And off-duty cops retain their police privileges. We allow business etc to purchase police enforcement directly. It is crazy.

new job for Cowboy

Giving you 5 stars

"Driver arrived on time and was polite, not sure why that mf showed up on a horse, though."

hell yeah

you are the only one i would trust

we put “wolf” in the name to make women feel safe DID TEX AVERY DIE IN VAIN?

That “wolf” is in the name of this murder/kidnap business is really on the nose. Whoever wrote Season 2024 is just phoning it in.

Wolves would never 😳

We will not stand for such calumny against our lupine comrades

Very true. I would much rather be in a car with an actual wolf.

You would legit be safer with a wolf than a "wolf."

Srsly, the wolf would be spending the whole time looking for angles to get away from you. "Why am I stuck in this box with a human? Oh shit does it have a gun?" (My 1st reaction to bear discourse was a black bear thinking "shit this MFing human is gonna ruin my day, isn't he?")

Absolutely!

My friend Richard got fired from Lyft because one of his fares said he had a gun. I'll let hi know about this.

When you get it in the car, instead of a little bottle of water the driver offers you a small gun to hold during the ride

The state legally shut them down last year, but their founder doesn't seem to care. www.fox5atlanta.com/news/black-w...

Black Wolf owner still using armed drivers despite court orderwww.fox5atlanta.com The state ordered the owner of an armed ride-share company to immediately stop what he's doing following a FOX 5 I-Team investigation that raised questions about his Georgia security guard license.

getting kidnapped by a q-addled chud, as a service

finally! exciting new problems!

Lol

I'm glad I have a car.

when you outlaw guns in taxis only outlaw taxis will have guns

Worse, they’re cops.

The copy for this Instagram ad is like an I Think You Should Leave skit

“Imagine having a driver that treats you like family”. I don’t feel like a 40% chance of ending up in an ER, thanks.

Honestly? I would feel better with Average Joe/Jane Uber Driver having a firearm than these guys.

I could legally defend myself against an Uber driver, I can’t against a cop, not without entering a prison I won’t survive because I am trans and wouldn’t want to survive it anyway.

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