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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this
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“yoda was super old and died” “yoda was unable to prevent the rise of the fascists” ok that literally makes the metaphor better you idiots
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Pete buttigieg ruining the vibe by constantly interrupting to say that he’s Luke
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"shut up bro you're literally Wedge"
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Woah man. Wedge was a highly accomplished pilot. Buttigeig is more like that guy they made stand in the trash can on that really tall pole on Yavin IV.
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Apropos of nothing, but I'd kill to see Pete Buttigieg do "Luke be a Jedi tonight"
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Nah, she wouldn't be Leia. But she's 100% Salacious Crumb.
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Do or not do. There is no try.
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Pete does strike me a bit like a Luke* *Not a compliment
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Pete right now is furious they let him in the cabinet without bestowing on him the rank of master Jedi.
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Yeah but turns out he’s Luuke instead
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Kamala is Sith Lord Jar Jar, secretly using dark powers to seize control of the government while acting like she's blasted out of her mind the whole time.
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meesa think yousa fell out of coconut tree!!
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I thought Pete would be jar jar
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Klobuchar is such a Sith so you gotta hand that to him.
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Then you get Corey Booker as Max Rebo
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Get off of Biden’s back Pete!
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He's the guy in the audience trying to tell a ticket taker that someone snuck into the movie.
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There's no way he's not a force-choked imperial officer
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Comparing Pete Buttigieg to Luke Skywalker, it's like comparing water to sand. Completely ridiculous 😆😂
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"Yoda oversaw an age of stagnation and did nothing, Yoda oversaw further militarization of the Jedi Order that eroded the core of their values" no this works pretty well actually
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Except Biden ended the drone program, got us out if the forever war, and refocused military spending towards veteran care. We are less militarized. And we aren't stagnant. We are in fact doing better than just about every other country with global inflation.
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here's how Yaddle can still win
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"Yoda was against bussing"
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Literally didn’t NOTICE the rise of fascism and then after everybody else was violently murdered, he hung out in a cave until a younger person showed up to do the job he couldn’t do and then he died before the younger person did it. Perfect.
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Please let him die and tell me I've been making out with a sister I didn't know I had.
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I'm gonna ask the question for those of us who ain't quite getting itm ('cause I am clearly missing SOMETHING). How does that make the metaphor better (I legit wanna know so I can use it).
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Also, Trump was Palpatine, it's right there.
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No no that’s Bannon
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Looks like he’s on the verge of disintegrating into a pile of boils at any moment, infuriatingly persistent, unfortunately a skilled strategist
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"As a puppet, and someone who diegetically became one with the force, Yoda can be around forever."
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Like Yoda trained Luke who dismantled Jabba's organization and took down the Empire. Joe should swallow his pride and put his full support behind Kamala.
Yoda could also kick Palpatine's ass in a fight.
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They literally fought and he lost.
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MAGA land ready to immediately pivot to Bokku the Hutt
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That’s how Ben Garrison would draw Jabba
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This is absolutely right, except there would be more labels on this picture.
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