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If Hillary Clinton showed up to the function dressed like Sun Ra and lectured me about voting I would fully dissociate
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my own version of this is the time i had to work a function that blagojevich ended up being the keynote at (when he was governor). many of the people in attendance were spanish-speaking and his keynote had some rambling in it about how he too was an immigrant and then he said “gracias por el pollo”
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like my soul absolutely left my body at that moment
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I would die. I would fuckin die
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I see him jogging once in awhile when I’m biking to work. I’m really going to have to fight urge to shout that at him now
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.... was there chicken at the event
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it was one of the dinner options but like, still a deeply weird thing to say
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i genuinely believe he knew like ten spanish words and used four of them in a sentence
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Very "Where is the library"-coded
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My only interaction with blago was I caught the train right outside the federal courthouse every day for weeks as he was leaving his trial
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“hey, there goes our corrupt governor again”
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"shit I'm probably not getting that Senate seat"
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I know it's been said before, but if I had lost a nationwide popularity contest to DJT, I would take the fucking hint and disappear, rather than constantly looking for opportunities to go on stage and remind people
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Not sure I'm here for this Sunset Boulevard revival.
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Hillary Clinton fans are more interested in self-indulgent bubbling than in winning elections.
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Did she find out who made Pokemon Go yet?
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Everyone talks about the "Pokémon Go to the polls" line but leave out the FAR more embarrassing line RIGHT before that where she basically admitted to not looking anything up before running her yap because IT ISN'T HARD TO FIND OUT WHO MAKES A GAME
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but once she pulls the hot sauce from the purse, she’s pulls me back in.
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I bet she didn't even sing 'Nuclear War (is a Motherfucker)'
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