🎩Nicolas_Dream🪄🐇

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hither we go dawg

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Me: Fuckin stupid ass... Dumbass. Stupid dumb ass. No offense. Guy that is my servant: None taken sir .

New study shows cigarettes contain chemicals known to cause smoke

Nah i can't come out tonight Tubi just emailed me that they changed their terms and conditions

The Beatles could have done a cheese parody song called Let It Brie and they could have also done a frog parody album called Abby Frog

(kid who always makes french bread pizza with his dad comes over for a sleep over) Bro your family don't even got the stuff to make french bread pizza?! Are you poor??

This is a little something i like to call, quiet strength. (Bes strong quietly)

(patting my friend on the back during his mother's funeral) The world is soooooooooo fucked up

Congrats to the winner of the afraidofwasps joke of the week contest!! For everyone else, better luck next time!

reading ulysses in a bar and loudly saying "What the fuck... what the hell" and making the most confused faces of all time

I'm not a spiderman, I'm a freaking spider , Man!

Anybody else like to buy a small coffee and then work at a coffee shop for 45 days straight, pissing and shitting into a bucket that I brought and keep underneath the table, And also drink their coffee BLACK like a man with no sugar or cream #OpenAI

Nice Lime scooter, it would be a shame if someone fucked your ass and came in your ass

Yo whatsup dawg it's been ages. Good to talk again. Just checking in and seeing how you're doing because it looks like you got ugly as fuck somehow. Don't know what happened people usually stop changing in a major way age 19 or so. But anyways. I'm here for you bro

New Year's resolution was to create more and share my work more and stop being so bashful. So here is Elf Getting Fisted Drawing

Girl group three dance practice tiktok city plaza boots all. Knee high routine practice girl stand public. Behind businessmen pass gelato sit selfie dance tiktok boots all.

Holy spirit guides me bro no cap bro. (fist bumping) Word. (Peers into eclipse for 14 seconds) Let the light guide you bro, BTW god is our light bro. (fist bump again) Word ...

(nervously calling the bank) Uhh, Ohtani-san, desu. 4.5 Million Dollars , hoshii.

Better out than in, Shrek always says

(guy at adjacent urinal finishes first) Dammnnnn you beat me lmao, (using my telekinetic sense of taste) It tastes better too

Coming out of April Fool's Day with 34 firmly held new beliefs that are all factually incorrect and will take me years to eventually sort through

(walking into HR meeting with huge smile on my face) April fooooolllssss

Mom: What's wrong honey? Play date didn't go well? Me: His goon cave was 116 degrees fahrenheit -__- Mom: Well.. maybe next time you can try to get more airflow in there Me: It smelled of chorizo!!

most savage Venn Diagram roast of all time......

(coming back from my foraging trip with a huge pillow i found) We'll sleep for weeks!!

(To the hot girl in the drive thru window) The way I saw the word "Whore" graffitied in your men's room.... Chills sister

I did enjoy Oppenheimer, but I also felt like it was a lot of a white guy building an atomic bomb for the government

The tagline to most movies could be "Get Your Squeak On"

Evil Mastermind: Failure... will not be tolerated. And weak links will be... brutally punished. [Slaps cruller out of my hand] Me (Henchman #3): My cruller!!!!

(doing all work and no play for too long) Lol... this lowkey makes me feel like a dull boy. Damn, disa maken mesa feel liken a dull boy... (quick look around to make sure nobody is listening) Me gwon fil likka dull bowy, me badmon!

Yeah my son is pretty much goatzilla at this point, he's goated with the sauce. (Phone ringing) ☝️One second 📞🗣️ Yeah wassup babe. Mmhmm. Youp. (hanging up) I've just received reports that my son is popping off