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gonzo sociologist

@agirlfrommars.bsky.social

enjoy every sandwich
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I’m all “oh yeah I’m a hardy country girl” then all it takes for me to absolutely lose my shit is a few dead rotten mice floating in puddles in my basement
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And yet a trace of the true self Exists in the false self
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I appreciate the Hoosier hospitality of holding the door for me, sir, but I am not in fact following you into the bail bonds office on my lunch hour but I do see your point
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Patti Harrison has permanently altered the speech patterns of our home
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A fun part of being 43 is that even if I go to bed sober and drink all my water and eat not too much and sleep 9 hours I still wake up and get out of bed and every bone in my body hurts every day
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Yelling “MAKE INSULIN FREE” at the Lilly group marching in the Indianapolis pride parade
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My mom gave me a lot of shit for doing random acts of kindness like parking a strangers car when they asked me to but then getting mad and honking when a car stops in front of me at a roundabout. I shrugged and said “empathy without boundaries is self destruction”
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Haha it’s fine! It’s handled!! That guy wasn’t serious and everything’s fine!!
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How many vintage western shirts is too many vintage western shirts
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Thank you, surprisingly young man, for blasting Rumours out of your car for us all downtown this morning, genuinely enjoyed it
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My phone is showing me old cosplay pics in memories and I’m sad and nostalgic for that body I had back then. The body I have now is strong and good to me but I still miss looking like that. Crone phase is doing well for me though
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The kids at parkour class liked my Phoenix Wright tattoo so I’d say I’m a pretty cool old lady 🤓
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A stranger’s child saw this photo on my watch and asked me to see “that picture of you” again
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I wore this to a Halloween party in 2006 and no one knew who I was so I don’t immediately believe people my age who have opinions on the new x-men and no I haven’t seen it yet I simply don’t care about anything anymore
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This kinda shit is fucking poison, and this is coming from someone who regularly voluntarily drinks Buzz Balls
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Wore my @skatunenetwork.bsky.social shirt to my adult parkour class today 😎🏁
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To the person who left Little Caesars napkins and a blunt wrapper in the elevator this morning, I hope you have a great day
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Beaned a bald guy throwing my empty fireball nip over my shoulder at the Dethklok show…. We r who we r
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A meeting with management ended with them telling me how much they love me and I turned bright red 🥰 career shift to public service is working out well for me
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Spent a lovely weekend surrounded by many many little children and although it was very nice it was a Lot for my childless-by-choice ass and I am still recharging days later!! I have taken psychic damage via toddler
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I’m sitting here lightly toasted thinking about what a nice cheerful time i had at the Free Throw show where they talked about taking care of people around you and wonder if this is what it felt like for those kids in youth group and why they turned out like they did
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Went to church (emo show) tonight and had communion (one local beer with a big tip to the bartender) and almost got stuck in hell with the sinners on the way home (Morgan Wallen concert traffic)
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Starting my day knowing that I made a man delete a shitty post gives me unlimited power
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I feel safest at shows when I can’t see a single quarter zip pullover or north face vest
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It’s wild that I live in a major metropolitan city with essentially no traffic control where republican legislation fights public transit too. Car brain poison
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Babysitting my nieces on Sundays absolves me from having to explain any of the reasons why we’re not going to get Chick-fil-a
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I discovered a new kind of guilt that I can have and it’s that my body is too frail to have survived in any other era in history
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I don’t know fuck all about shit but how is this not an actual crime?? I don’t even go there but this shit is purely criminal
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I am vacationing in Florida and I have chosen not to acknowledge anyone under 25 unless I am paying them money. It’s keeping me extremely chill and working great