One time, the very first step out of bed was right into cat puke. I wrote a haiku about it.
ORDEAL OF A BAREFOOT AILUROPHILE
by NudistJamie
frog leg ladybug
lizard tail butterfly wing
cat vomit du jour
Why is it that cats and dogs puke so frequently? Like a lot of humans will go years, even decades without puking. Yet it seems like all the cats and dogs I've had do it a couple times per week. I mean, I guess they also do sometimes eat things like grass and their own feces.
