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Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.

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Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.

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So, recently some people have been questioning my stance on wars. War sucks and we need a lot less of it. And while there definitely would be less war if we let Russia annex the entirety of Ukraine, I don't think that's a good outcome either. I think assassinating Putin would be a good start.

I'm not sure if this person supports Russia or what.

I feel like 🇮🇱 & 🇺🇦 accounts should be calling rebels in Star Wars terrorists and siding with the Evil Empire. What is even happening?

Hot take: anyone with the word "money" in their surname should not be allowed to publish opinion pieces in newspapers.

The Times has lost whatever respect I had for them. I just cancelled my Crossword subscription.

Threads is full of people blaming Bernie voters for the Supreme Court decision. Neolibs gonna neolibs, I guess.

In case you needed another reason to sodomize Elon Musk with a Cybertruck body panel: (Also, obligatory "fuck Andrew Tate".)

Fun fact: 73% of Au'Ra and 126% of Mi'qote players are bottoms.

Fuck zodiac signs, where do you pee?

Um, YouTube, what the actual fuck?

youtu.be/FqyGJTioXnc?... Nothing quite like the sound of a big V8 waking up and choosing violence.

INSANE LAUNCH: Cadillac LMDh 5.5 Liter V8youtu.be #lmdh #cadillac

So Microcenter flooded again.

I don't think that's legal, Elon.

…and this is the company that Musk would like to become a bank, is it?

Musk’s X demands money from laid-off employees, claims they were overpaidarstechnica.com Laid-off Aussies reportedly got up to $70K extra from currency-conversion error.

Day 12 of boycotting TF2: Without the ability to wear my unusuals, I have resorted to crafting my own cosmetics out of household materials. Morale is still high for now. #fixTF2

Hey Elon Musk, this is how to design a Tesla pickup truck.

Whoever developed the Zona Tres Upload mission in Just Cause 4 should be force-fed their own dick. Babysitting a gigantic fragile target for five minutes is not fun, and anyone who thinks that is fun should be guillotined.

Pic 1: i sleep Pic 2: real shit?

Seen in line for the McDonald's drive-through.

If you think about it, there is nothing stopping you from playing basketball in the same way that you play hockey. You would need a big bench, sure, but you could play at a fairly obscene tempo and simply wear down your opponent.

Well, fuck you too.

Good news, everypony! WhistlinDiesel has acquired a Cybertruck.

How does Elon Musk somehow manage to look like a pre-hibernation bear and a post-hibernation bear at the same time? Tagging @elonmusk96.bsky.social for the lulz

Fun Facts: Russia can go fuck itself. The Netanyahu regime is committing genocide in Palestine. Donald Trump can also go fuck himself. Guns are cool and we need to learn to use them in order to beat back the fash. Nazis and Nazi-adjacent people can go fuck themselves. Trans rights are human rights.

Q: Why are there pyramids all over the world? A: Because they were too heavy to carry back to the British Museum.

What I did tonight: > Barges into the Pinball FX app > Starts a game of Super League Football > Casually scores 2 billion points on one ball, getting the #1 high score > Deliberately drains out all five extra balls and remaining balls > Refuses to elaborate further > Leaves

Watched George of the Jungle tonight. There are a LOT of jokes I did not get as a kid. Tomorrow we watch Treasure Planet!

Why is it that every single person who drives their stupid loud Harley around town is always wearing a motorcycle helmet patterned off of either the Nazi helmet or the World War I German helmet?

Finally got one of those space saving keyboards people keep talking about. Don't see how it saves any space though.

So what was up with Starfield having no design document? I guess Emil Pagliaruo was like "well, The Emperor's New Groove didn't have a script and that worked, let's just do that" without realizing that's not how that works.

The fluffy orange pillow I was using got up and walked away, then came back and demanded treats.