Izzy Slime

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⭐ Dope as Fuck ⭐ Anti-fartist ⭐ Ultra·Bastard ⭐ Notoriously Huge Fists ⭐ Mario Enjoyer ⭐️ she/her ⭐ 24 ⭐

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Who wants to be the Emo Kermit the Frog to my Gamer Miss Piggy

Big boobs don't exist

Waaaaaaaaahhhh (that's me cryin)

Due to ongoing boycotts, I will refrain from posting the McChicken copypasta

I relate to Ms. Piggy a lot because I'm also a sexy fat bitch who loves small timid men and also loves mistreating small timid men

I bet Ms. Piggy got a double-wide donk

Using all my brain waves to disturb your inner ecosystem, tell me if you feel it

Imagine if a duende snuck in and gobbled down all your fucking snacks and guzzled your booze like some sort of pigged out gluttonous fuckface, wouldn't that be so infuriating and sound reason for decapitation? Yea like if that potentially did happen I'm sure everyone would be chill and not freak out

I grunked her McDoogie and then went bungalow style on it

They call her "The Crap Farter" No uhh no there's no reason for it at all actually it's kinda.... Kinda just unrelated to anything like who even came up with it haha.....

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alternate universe where everything is the same but modding the 3ds is notoriously difficult

I need a fucked up goblinoid that lives in my house and eats my leg hair while I sleep

2000s babies will never know the joy of purchasing an item that costs 19.99 and soypointing at it because that's your birth year

I'm gonna spread a wretched conspiracy theory among the youth that the Twin Towers never actually existed and all the footage/images are fake and anyone who says they've seen it themselves is a paid actor

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Who up scottin they woz

Would you rather have unlimited v-bucks but no more Toy Chica Rule 34 or Toy Chica Rule 34, UNLIMITED Toy Chica Rule 34, but no more Rule 34?

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Rafah is a city of 170,000. 1.3 million people have tried to seek shelter there. It takes up this little corner of Gaza. All of Gaza is the size of Philadelphia.

The situation on the ground in Rafah looks increasingly catastrophic www.cnn.com/2024/02/12/m...

Israeli airstrikes kill more than 100 in Rafah as international alarm mounts over anticipated ground offensive | CNNwww.cnn.com Dozens of people, including children, have been killed as “extremely intense” Israeli airstrikes and shelling pounded multiple locations in Rafah overnight Monday, according to the Palestine Red Cresc...

Still got 5 months until my birthday and I already feel like just telling people I'm 25

I'm like if a double bacon cheeseburger extra mayo was a woman

Imagine if Google was keeping track of everything you search and look at only so they can make fun of you for it

I know everyone says it's a bad idea.... But I think gorillas would be chill w me.. and like accept me into their group and hang out and be cool

Chimp Physics 3.0

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We know what's up here at Bluesky

Everything about farts is so funny. They come out your butt, they make a funny noise, they can turn any situation funny, be used for practical jokes and even light on fire. Farts are really incredible.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

Arf arf arf!!

Izzy Izzy so Pretty Pretty

Slime bunny girl I gone and drawn, me thinks her name will be Patzy

Sexually Suggestive

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