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I'm watching election returns from the UK because it's nice to see some good news for a change. Of course, I rarely know what they're talking about.
"Labour has made a notional gain in Cripping & Bonesbury!"
Uh, yaaaayy! Labour has gained the Paisley seat!
And has also gained Lothian East!
Labour holds Narnia! And Argyle! Numbers coming in soon from Treacletart! Treaclecart went Reform, and Coolie went Sinn Fein. 
