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Based off this joke, I've spent the last 12 hours, on and off, coming up with how each Astartes Legion sends work emails.
I will now share my work. a flurry of telepathic missives!
Dark Angels: an email from a Dark Angel will be depressing. It might be useful, it might not, but it will be depressing.
Emperor's Children: will send, over the course of a week, continually more and more frantic and unhinged messages. By Friday, your inbox is completely cluttered with nonsense. This cycle will repeat next week.
Iron Warriors: it is both emotionless, protracted, and incredibly scathing. You will be both bored and unhappy.
White Scars: loud. How is an email so loud?
Space Wolves: technically follows company guidelines, provides no useful information, blames you for not understanding
Imperial Fists: long, protracted, and exhausting. A marathon of an email. If you can make it through, you are rewarded with ANOTHER EMAIL!
You do the Emperors work!
Which Chapter one uses custom fonts and formatted text?
Emperor's Children.
Iron Hands 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 but it's never fun.
