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if you watch tennis with your eyes closed it sounds exactly like 2 Dungeon Keeper mobs having a fight
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The Guardian is generally naff, but that 2010 liveblog about that one tennis match was fun to read (the one where Xan Brooks is clearly done with it all).
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Ah, found it: archive.ph/3hTo9 "The sun is sinking and the court is a blur. It is at this stage that Zombie Isner starts to look like Zombie Mahut and the Zombie Umpire stops croaking and starts to chirrup like a grasshopper. In other words, we're here but we're gone."