P. Andrew Torrez: If you read only one hilarious pleading making fun of Rudy Giuliani tonight, make sure it's this one. I'm including this screenshot but literally each page is funnier than the last. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

If you read only one hilarious pleading making fun of Rudy Giuliani tonight, make sure it's this one. I'm including this screenshot but literally each page is funnier than the last. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Oh, you mean this Vanessa Ryan? The one who Rudy repped in court after she "bought her insurance based on false information, [and] then filed a fraudulent insurance claim the next day?" www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/p...

Rudy Giuliani showed up in court. His client wasn’t the President. | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com One day after Rudy Giuliani announced he was leaving his law firm to offer his “sole concentration” to President Donald Trump, Giuliani appeared in a Broward County, Florida, courtroom Friday to repre...

Somehow I knew you'd have a story even funnier than this reply brief.

Has a car accident, THEN applies for insurance, then ends up in court for the related insurance fraud. Rudy is friends with just all the best people.

brutal

I almost screenshotted that one. And then I got to the part where the UCC says “we didn’t accuse you of fraud, we accused you of dishonesty and incompetence.” It’s an embarrassment of riches.

Don't be surprised if the next episode of Law & Chaos is just Liz and me reading excerpts from this reply brief until we both pass out from uncontrollable laughter.

I got a 53-page ruling today in the last trial I did, and it was a definitive slam dunk win but honestly it’s more fun to read this dismantling of Rudy.

I'm literally crying

This was absolutely the part where I did a spit take while reading

"The fish with the most information..." ❗

Unrelated: Steve Vladeck also appeared on the OA podcast some weeks back. I finally got to compare your show with theirs. Long story short: L&C was more entertaining; but OA gave Steve more room, and it felt more structured. Sorry to say, I think I got more information out of their approach.

Just saying: maybe that helps you in the future to be a bit more balanced in "entertainment vs boring stuff" ;-)

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