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@anontanuki.bsky.social

nb tanuki you don't know | every letter in L, G, B, T, and Q | horny, no minors even with sfw posts | occasionally posts subpar art

https://anontanuki.neocities.org/
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not boobs but this is a meal i just made- pasta with diced tomatoes, garlic parmesan sauce, and crispy fried tofu. be sure to read the alt text for the progression!
feel free to reply or quote-skeet with tits (or no tits!) in any level of (un)dress! i’ll reskeet!* (*i will reskeet everyone who uses alt text unless this really blows up somehow, in which case i cannot promise to see your post, im sorry. if i just click like, it means you didn’t alt text.)
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oh it's just cloth, i just found an amazon listing for "mask that lets you put an image on it" or what have you and drew up a design for it i looked around just now and custom stuff for kn95's seems scarce but you might find results with companies other than amazon?
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i had a lot of fun with it. i cited a poem from a 14th century jewish philosopher who wrote about crushing dysphoria. i talked about my intersex cousin. i painted an enby planet for a filler slide. good time tbh. choked a bit while doing the speech cuz it was vulnerable but i'm glad i did it tbh tbh
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i must have clicked one too many free articles or something haha
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how can i easily view the mouseover text gags on mobile without it cutting off? my workaround is to embed them somewhere like a discord chat but that feels cumbersome
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whenever someone mouths off about "smug leftists" they either are extrapolating some podcast douchebag to be every leftist or they mean, like, this:
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according to this i am a godly mod. i will be applying for 5 moderator jobs at once. thank you for showing me my immense potential
So... we're excited to launch: Moderator Mayhem (which we've spent the last few months building, in partnership with Engine). A browser-based mobile content moderation simulator game: https://moderatormayhem.engine.is/
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how many seconds can you flicker goon for
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this review would give my dad a panic attack when he gave me his old roof rack to put on top of my 2010 beetle, i had to use a razor to scrape off his old stickers from the front of it. there's still a bit of unevenly sunbleached plastic in the shape of an "ABIDE" sticker, something like pic related
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update: literally the back of my dads car rn
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i feel like if i ever tried to create a joi vid it would come off like one of those joke greentexts where the punchline is some lyrics like this:
me, doing a JOI vid: • Don’t move, get slapped • Can’t run, bring it back • Tighten up, stay strapped • Make it red, make it clap, clap • Clamp that mouth shut, bounce for your boy • Rip for your girl, scream for your life, beg for a minute • Live it like you might not get another one 💦💦
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the snoopy fan account that posted this the other day... so jarring
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@juicysteak117.gay hey check this out i got this... idea in my head. i already don't shotgun swap much; i already only corenuke vs minos phase 1; i already only use the green shotgun as a shotgun, and mostly for projectile boost. outside of specific scenarios, would this be a bad default setup?
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motivation to draw them fat... wtf... cannot let my favorite micro boything starve !!! (this is the character in question anontanuki.neocities.org/art/finished...)
But.. But.. I'm a Good Boy!!
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raccoons: cute lil grippy hands, ringtails, chirp noises form a vocabulary of 40 "words". arguably small humans. perceived as thieves tanukis: despite appearances, are just an odd branch of wild dog. high pitched whine noises. also love trash, but seen more as jolly tricksters. shapeshifter folklore
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i assumed it does but i haven't actually tested it haha, let's find out together if this is animated, then yes
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what if i hit you with this
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dreamed they invented a new nerd emoji and it was just this guy
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made myself out of my roommates legoids #furryart
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its really funny to me that shinigami eyes picks up on hitler. like. yeah, no shit?
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