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Here’s how you remember: Guttenberg with two Ts, Police Academy ye sees. Gutenberg with just one, the printing press he done. The number of beards is inversely proportional to the number of Ts. If it be bald Gutenberg with frazzled head, it be The Day After instead. Oh shit I literally picked the wrong spelling, learning nothing You see, this is why we need the rhyme. “Discreetly?”
“No, in this case discretely.”
“Oh.” 
