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These fellas sure sounded real nice when I first saw them. Happened upon them a few minutes later during a moment of rest.

Did you know that more people die from football practice in the heat every year than have died in the entire modern history of mixed martial arts? It's 33 degrees out here and these guys are going hard. Pushups and drills and shit.

Some days dad puts on his dad hat and climbs the ladder and puts a curtain up in this infernal window and the interior temperature of the house drops 5 degrees

I see we're doing the "manufacturers should just stop making vehicles I don't personally like" discourse here, huh Well, most people aren't terminally online nerds

LMAO IndyCar is headed to Iowa so Andretti Global brings out the Marco highlight. Ryan Hunter-Reay won Iowa for that team three times.

Just hung some laundry outside to dry. With this heat it should only take a minute or two.

"Mathieu vend des Poules" is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Opinion polling is bullshit, BUT: I would love to see these numbers if the federal NDP leader was Rachel Notley. Singh fucked himself and the NDP big time. If we go into this election with him as leader, it's going to be really bad!

Preferred Prime Minister Polling: Poilievre: 36% (+1) Trudeau: 22% (-2) Singh: 14% (+1) Blanchet: 6% (-) May: 4% (-1) Bernier: 2% (-) Unsure: 16% Nanos Research / July 5, 2024 / n=1000 / MOE 3.1% / Telephone (% Change With June 28, 2024)

USAC Sprint Car points leader Logan Seavey finished 15th last night in the Castrol FloRacing Night In America late model feature at Lincoln (Ill.) Speedway.

Basically just going to eat fruit today. In the house I have bananas, mangoes, cherries, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, a pineapple, and a watermelon.

Strong second for Bini but I hope he doesn't end up penalized for that squeeze.

Tuned in for the sprint.

lol nevermind it's just a truck ride

Conor Daly teasing news tomorrow.y guess is he's in the Dale Coyne Racing 19 for the 6 oval races coming up.

"Whatever you may do in this sport, you're a bum unless you keep on doing it." - Al Unser, Sr.

Going to hire an attractive female actor to make reels for a fake crunchy influencer Instagram account about how your toilet paper is killing you.

In our house we have a saying: Winners eat before 5:00.

They call it "The Hague" like there couldn't be another Hague.

Ricky Thornton Jr., fired from his seat at SSI Motorsports, has found a new ride - for one night. (it's your mother)

Which F1 drivers do you think Danica Patrick thinks are reptilian? George Russell for sure, right?

I do not want to know how the Hailie Deegan fans on Facebook are coping.

Wow, that's a lot of dentists

2025 LMP3 Cars Set To Begin Track Testing #ELMS

2025 LMP3 Cars Set To Begin Track Testingwww.dailysportscar.com The new-look LMP3 cars for the 2025 racing season are beginning to test ahead of their final homologation at the end of August. The new Toyota-based twin-turbo V6, built and supplied to teams by ORECA, has been fired up and shaken down in the back of a Ligier JS P325 on an airfield ahead of

valuable stage points for Joey Hand

Spotted lots of cars on the freeway, mostly Corvettes! A C7, three C8s, a McLaren something or other that was real pretty, but the absolute best car I spotted today was a black C1 with red leather. Gorgeous car.

I was out so I listened to the middle of the race on IndyCar radio on the app. They do a pretty good job. I heard the last pitstop cycle and O'Ward getting in front of Palou.

The Toby Sowery era of IndyCar has begun!

It's about time to head to the Costco Business Center to get 9 more kilos of Greek yogurt.

And now, a bunch of doping assholes, live on Peacock

Nice to see Bradley Wiggins also have zero fucking self awareness Fuck Lance

Shoutout to Derek Gee But also fuck Sylvan Adams