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Head Writer at Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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If Trump was visited in the night by three ghosts, all the ghosts would come out anti-trans the next day.
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Biden could tap-dance for a full hour tonight and the top story would be how tap-dancing doesn’t connect with young voters.
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We need a Kendrick diss track about Project 2025.
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I’m not sure I can vote for Biden, a man who is 65 years older than the girls Trump was trafficked by Epstein.
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Can’t believe I have to watch this thing and Melania doesn’t.
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I miss the days when being broke was still affordable.
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I’m tired all the time and all of my clothes are on the floor. Is it possible I’m a hot girl?
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He’s now been convicted of 1% of the crimes he’s committed!
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If you never leave your hometown, you apparently never find out that “a lot” is two words.
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I don’t get doomsday cults. The last thing I want right before doomsday is to be in a little club with a bunch of rules.
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Pacers crowd would leave to beat the traffic if they had any.
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Happy Mother’s Day to the reason I’m like this!
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He saw your MackleLESS jokes and he Mackled MOST!
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Email subject line: quick favor Me: Oh cool, somebody wants to do me a favor!
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I’m in the American South where they love Jesus and Trump. They really don’t have a type
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I have a feeling cancer’s gonna get away with it.
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In honor of the eclipse, I will also be blacked out on a Monday afternoon.
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In honor of the eclipse, I will also hide from my job this afternoon.
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Whoops forgot that Facebook sucks harder than usual today
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You: Kate Middleton is missing! Me: (skipping stones) Buddy, Kate Middleton never existed.
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Trump in 3 weeks: “I meant a metaphorical Kristallnacht”.
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Billion dollar idea: a chain of gyms called Big Towels.
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Supreme Court remains the only place Trump can win the popular vote.
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CDC says it’s ok to put it in a little
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Under these circumstances, sanity is just rude.
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None of the life hacks worked, so now I gotta re-install.
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Hyperbole is everything.
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Now it’s 6 months of having to see Travis in the suite at every Taylor concert.
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Usher and Alicia Keys sitting on my shoulders while I make a decision.
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Congress is like a pizzeria where half the employees want to serve thin crust and the other half don't think there should be a pizzeria.
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