I wish Tremors (1990) had been an oblique adaptation of Dune. I wish Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) had featured kevin bacon's son as a graboid hybrid and eternal ruler of all mankind
grimace is the last of his species, the rest having been hunted for their meat. the day you see the mcpizza return is the day a purple light has forever left this world
after walking several blocks in the rain to retrieve it, have just discovered that I accidentally ordered a thin crust pizza. this enormous fucking cracker is not improved by the sense of absolute betrayal
