the new taylor swift movie is out. yeah my wife was screaming and crying and yelling “we are never ever getting back together.” then she went to the movie
in honor of the frasier reboot premiering today, here was my own attempt at a reboot, about frasier and niles becoming cannibals
drive.google.com/file/d/1wfiQ...
steve harvey: name something you’ve been looking for your whole life
captain ahab: the nameless inscrutable unearthly thing, hidden lord and master; ay, the white whale
steve harvey: 🤣 boy i dont know about that. show me whale!
*top answer is WHALE/ANIMAL*
steve harvey: 😳
my wife comes to me, she says “i just watched a movie about a beautiful woman and the worthless moron she’s stuck with” i said “barbie?” she said “no our wedding video”
i don’t think AI should be used to make content…BUT…if there were a way for the paw patrol to tell my son by name that if he doesn’t go to bed they will arrest him…
the site where you find out a mass shooting happened is limiting how much you can read so if you want to know where the active shooter is you have to pay
you, fake fan: cheering when indiana jones appears on screen
me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
*pitching batman*
imagine if your boss and his butler teamed up to break into the mental hospital and beat up all the patients. cool right? anyway there’s this clown that he hates
my wife started wearing a VR headset in bed. I said honey it makes me feel like youd rather be with someone else. she said don’t worry, I wear it with them too
