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liz ๐Ÿ‚โ™๏ธ

@birkfootcontessa.bsky.social

bad at the internet โ„ข๏ธ
pdx-based dessert queen, gardener, Marxist-Leninist, bb astrologer.
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the best birthday cake is the one you eat the day after your birthday for breakfast โ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‹
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i am so tired of local treat shops copying our flavor/treat ideas like please use original thought and get your own fucking unique idea for once !!! ๐Ÿ™„
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fall garden update!! everything i planted has grown! kale, broccoli, spinach, fava beans. i even had a little spinach harvest yesterday that was added to our brunch. ๐ŸŒฑsome folks might remember my self-seeded arugula ground cover this spring; now we have nasturtium doing the same thing! ๐Ÿ˜†
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sheโ€™s smoking that ear canal-tingling w33d ๐Ÿซ 
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about to get my hands zapped for $1000 so the doctor can tell me what i already know ๐Ÿซ  health insurance//healthcare in this country is so fried
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good morning, pumpkin olive oil cake morning!
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i canโ€™t stop collecting little buddies. ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ
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Practical Magic // The Craft double feature this evening ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฎ
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what are we up to tonite, besties?!
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ABC's "Israel at War" transition card is a photo of residential buildings in Gaza being bombed by Israel.
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it always catches me off guard when the budtender asks if i โ€œhave any plans for the evening.โ€ like yes my man, iโ€™m gonna go home and get stoned outta my gourd; an absolute give-in. ๐Ÿคฃ
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going hobbit mode (eating second breakfast)
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if you're cold, THEY'RE COLD! let them inside!
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getting stopped at Costco multiple times to be asked who did my tattoo work ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’•โœจ
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kale & broccoli starts, thyme, established strawberry, and a tomato plant that should really be pulled this week! ๐ŸŒฑ itโ€™s going to be warm this week so iโ€™m really hoping itโ€™ll give these new babies a boost before it cools off again.
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i saw Thundercat play for the second time last night, outdoors (again!), on mushrooms, in the rain, with my coworkers turned friends. we were OBSESSED with the paper lanterns and how they looked like The Moon๐ŸŒ•it was an absolutely perfect evening ๐Ÿฅฐ
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sierra glow dahlias finally showing all colors ๐ŸŒฑ theyโ€™re HUGE
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
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any fellow gardeners also horror movie fans? ๐ŸŒฑ
gardening in fall like ๐Ÿท๐Ÿซ›
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gardening in fall like ๐Ÿท๐Ÿซ›
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me when the air becomes a crisp, 55* ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚
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retired attack cat ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’˜
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new buddy just dropped ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š
TATTOO. DAYYYYYY. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ
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TATTOO. DAYYYYYY. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ
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u kno what fucken time it is (!!!) ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿง€
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