Blythe Renay 🔜 GenCon

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Performer | Gamedev | she/her🏳️‍🌈
🎙️Voice Actor (Borderlands 3, Wonderlands, Kingmaker Histories)
🎤Singer with Professor Shyguy
🎮Producer Prev: Gearbox, Cloud Imperium, Squanch
🎭Damsel of Dorkington

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I haven't lived in a place where I could legally set off fireworks in a long time, so I hit up a firework stand, and picked up some nostalgia to play with today.

Okay, going back to this, we JUST discovered that my brain had also combined goatse and tub girl. And if you don't know either of those, don't look them up.

My brain has always combined similar or connected people. For ages, I couldn't distinguish between Matt Damon and Ben Affleck unless they were together. De Niro and Pacino? Same person. But one is totally baffling, and I can't fathom why my brain has linked these 2: Henry Rollins and Richard Cheese.

Okay, but what if my new hobby was flower arrangements??

When do we riot? I need someone to tell me, because I'm in the hospital with my grandma again, but if y'all can just let me know? I'm ready to riot, I guess.

You've heard of "when it rains, it pours". Now try, "when it pours, the sprinklers are on"

This is a gentle reminder that if someone you love needs help, do your best to help them in the ways that they are asking for help. And if they haven't specified, ask them exactly what would be useful! 💜

Once he settled down, he was a perfect little spoon all goddamn night. Wish I could keep him but it's really not an option. Anyone in KC want a very good boy called Thor?

I'm "sleeping" on the floor with him, because he wouldn't stop barking when we left him by himself.

A pitbull just wandered up to us while we were moving a bed out of the basement. And of course it's 8pm on a Friday so no rescues are answering calls. So there's just a crying baby in my basement tonight, I guess.

It's been a wild week where we cleared out a TON of craft supplies in my grandma's house so that Brandt and I could create an office area and hang out space of our own. And also I put in my notice at my job with no real plan for what I'm going to do after. So emotions are all over the place!

"I loved sailors!" - My Grandma 😬😬😬

New drinking game! Watch the attached video, then binge random So You Think You Can Dance videos and drink when you recognize one of these moves.

Contemporary Dance How-To HILLARIOUSyoutu.be Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1cQAC7R*Don't get it twisted- I love contemporary dance and hold some contemporary dancers and choreographers as my ...

I know we thought that some extremely important information had been lost to the annals of time, but everyone can rest easy now. I have located the Kansas City white pages AND yellow pages from June 2005. You may express your gratitude by replying to this post.

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Every time I walk towards a Cybertruck I keep expecting more polys to load in as the draw distance decreases, and it just doesn't happen.

I got on stage for the first time since moving back to KC and told the audience their little Kansas/Missouri rivalry is fucking dumb and I don't care about it. So I'm really endearing myself to new people! 🤣

The fact that certain gif searches will return Big Daddy gifs when I search "I wipe my own ass" but none of them actually SAY that on them... Frankly, it's censorship.

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Getting a lot ready for our Virtua Ongaku Pride Charity Show this Sunday. This one is important, as we are raising money for Zebra Youth, a great organization in Central Florida that helps LGBTQ+ youth who really need it right now. I hope you all pull up and show some love!

Today I had to tell my aunt that she should probably encourage her son (who has a days-old grandbaby) to take a COVID test because he had a scratchy throat. And also that no, my grandma probably doesn't have fucking scurvy.

What does a video game producer do? I take the directors' questions and turn them (alchemy-like) into jiras. So basically I'm a McElroy.

Working from home is great for a lot of reasons. But I'm finding that my focus is not great outside of a designated office space, so it's much less flexible for me than I want it to be. Working in my home office is great, but this temporary set up in the hospital is a real fucking struggle.

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Hello. I’m a hot lesbian from a sapphic bar scene in a movie. I’ve appeared out of the darkness to ask you to dance. You will refuse, I’ll dance with your friend. We might kiss. You will run away. I will return to the darkness. This is how it must be.

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I am looking to *hire* a video editor to make at least a couple short promo videos. OO has a table at a local convention this month we'd like to SHOW what our events are about. I would prefer someone who understands what video game music events are.

Why is it that I get a migraine when I'm being really productive, and it just knocks me out?? I was getting SO MUCH DONE!

I found a trash bag full of every name, address, customer ID, bar code, or QR code that my grandma has ever found on an item she has received through the mail. All meticulously cut out of the envelope/letter/mailer. A trash bag to be shredded... Filled with mostly publicly available information.

Adulthood is just a long series of events where you slowly discover that your parents are just kind of assholes sometimes, like everybody else.

Boy oh boy do I come from a long line of stubborn ass women.

A story in two acts:

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Get your butthole out of my cheesecake is a real thing I yelled at my cat today.

Never thought I'd play a show where we repeatedly had to tell the audience that we are NOT, in fact, MC Chris. But that's what we did today!

Is there anything more metal than rocking out backstage at a VGM concert while you're eating raw mushrooms and drinking Hint water?