Bobby Pesto

our friend is being attacked by a horrible classist freak on here today so if you have a couple of £ spare please chuck it their way to help balance it out cheers

If you’re struggling for something to look forward to, the look on Starmer’s face in the first interview where the press stops softballing him is going to be absolutely hilarious.

My brother’s constituency booted out Joanna Cherry, lovely stuff

It’s happening

Got to get your kicks where you can - we’re cheering every time a Lib Dem comes last.

Just jumping from channel to channel to try to dodge the overwhelming tsunami of smugness.

My boss tiptoeing around his political beliefs today and I’m just straight posting through it with my profile pic being edited DPRK propaganda and sending this to my team chat

Predicting a landslide of apathy given I arrived at the polling station over an hour and a half after they opened and was only the second voter.

It’s bonus month so we’re having Thai food, the most expensive takeaway.

My dog now retrieves vapes if anyone would find that useful.

Let’s fuckin go, I’ll be driving a Porsche in no time

lol just had a job at the Tony Blair institute advertised to me, get fucked war criminal.

Oh dear