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I'm assuming the cat, cat food, and carpet freshener are all a a package deal. "Clearly, you will need a cat to go with this kibble." Looks like a sponsor for meowmix "Uh yeah the rest of them got sold I guess, welp you better go order some more huh?" I wonder how much merchandise the shops lose each year to cats knocking things off shelves and counters? Just daring someone to try to take the last bag of Mix. Every cat I've known and presently know would have that bag ripped open by now. 
