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mr. cannoli

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eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
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more like neil ...shitty...man yeah, that gottem
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biden and trump should bluesky duel for the presidency
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taking a shit at gunpoint
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flagellating myself every time i lose a bluesky rpg duel
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consulting inside out 2 at the dying of the light
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in some cultures shaking dicks is a formal greeting
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Dumping more poison into my stupid body
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it sucks when having to make money bleeds into your ability to do art so that you feel like you can't or don't want to do art anymore because it no longer comes from passion and only comes from a drive of profit motive, idk i feel so burned out creatively just from being broke all the time
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mr gaiman for the low cost of $100,000 i will stop calling for your castration and instead only call for half castration
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It is rare to be alive .
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money is so cool the guy who invented money should get his dick sucked off by a jet engine
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at the bank trying to convince them my posting business needs a million dollar loan
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ok so i kinda need money and my only income rn is through art i sell on roll20. if you play DnD online, i have tons of environments and multi genre content you can use in your games. my marketplace page:
Roll20 - Virtual Tabletop for Playing D&D, Pathfinder, Call of Cthulhu, TTRPGsmarketplace.roll20.net From officially produced adventures to independent creators, there are thousands of ways to make your games better, easier, and more fun with the Roll20 Marketplace.
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i really hate doing this but i've had 2 months in a row with essentially zero income, and im gonna be fucked later this month so i'm gonna leave my ko-fi if anyone has a few dollars to spare while im looking for work. thank you ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
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someone should make a game on here where you can shoot each other with guns
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sure is a lot of talk of the UK today on the 4th of july, the day they died
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fuck john hancock 🖕🖕 me and my homies only fuck with jane footpussy
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this rpg thing must be so annoying to people not playing and that makes it so much better
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leave me alone mom a bluesky rogue is challenging me in combat
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keep hearing pathetic little pops, like a ballsack filled with too much air
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eating a bunch of lit smoke bombs and fucking farting
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it's okay boy fireworks are over you can come out now
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no one's setting off fireworks by me because no one here gives a fuck about shit
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they should make a firework big enough for you to ride it to heaven
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fireworks should release spores
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the only way to permanently kill an american is to drive a corn dog stick into their heart