BonkoBoi

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Be kind

Take me to Ocean Avenue

Clairo is pretty good. She’s definitely in the rotation now

Pretty annoying that they added “reactions“ to outlook emails because it just sends a whole email response

new font idea: Comic Santana

To the TA running the 9 am undergrad Bio Lab: "So the scientific method is actually fucking around and finding out. . . ."

If you want something done wrong, then you have to do it yourself.

Objection, Your Honor. Negging the witness.

Apparently I’ve been making pancakes wrong my entirely life. I should have been making something else

I dislike most bugs

Takes a sip from my martini. “Im an ass man, a dumb ass man”

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When life shuts a door on you, god opens a window but only like a crack because it’s got one of those little stoppers built into the frame

🎵 I wanna know 🎶

Have you ever smelled the sun?

May-goose

remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shrek and Deliver

remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Frost/Shrek

Watched “Drop Dead Gorgeous” and Allison Janney was so good in it.

I use slashes so much in my messages to people (example: I’m sleepy/hungry)

Running my daily experiment to determine “how much coffee is too much coffee”

I regret finishing that king size Reese’s fast break bar

Beefsteak

You’re telling me a son dried these tomatoes?

Wishing you the best in this Mon-est of days

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i want a girl with a _____ and a _____________

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if someone talked crap about me i’d cry

Me now: This is bullshit. My lips are way too dry Me then: i don’t need to bring chapstick on my weekend trip. I’ll be fine

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to (goat)see

My apes!

You can only fold a ny slice 11 times max or else

Yelling cannon ball when curling into the fetal position

Charissotto