Miley Crisis ✨: So I'm visiting the UK next week and if anybody challenges me in the bathroom I'll just speak poor English with a heavy German accent until they give up and leave me alone

So I'm visiting the UK next week and if anybody challenges me in the bathroom I'll just speak poor English with a heavy German accent until they give up and leave me alone

That or I'm also pretty comfortable confronting somebody asking if they ask every stranger about their genitalia

Oh nein nein nein, have I entered the how you say, falschenscheißrohrschacht again?

Oh no I'm going to pretend I don't understand them! Like "was? Mein Anglische ist not good, I understand not"

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