Brian M Wise

@brianmwise.bsky.social

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Many things. Still a fan of old Twitter, IE, pre-shitgoblin acquisition. Living among the Clouds in the Emerald City.

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You know that kid in primary school who shoved #crayolacrayons up his nose? Turns out if you melt crayons to fill in gaps in a tabletop in rainbow wax colors and then sand off the excess without a respirator, YOU ARE THAT KID. IMMA BE PICKING RAINBOW BOOGERS ALL DAY NOW dammit

A couple of nights ago I decided to bust out The Sims 4 and make a massive solar-powered greenhouse with a tiny cabin in the middle of it and I realized that I am in fact the crazy old guy who would grow lime trees in northern Scotland given a chance

Not gonna lie, the reason I wasn't posting here was less because of other venues and more because I genuinely do not trust Dorsey.

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BREAKING NEWS: A New York judge has ordered Donald Trump and executives at the Trump Organization to pay nearly $364 million in a civil fraud case.

Trump ordered to pay $350 million for fraudulent business practices in New Yorkwww.npr.org A New York judge has ordered former President Donald Trump and executives at the Trump Organization to pay nearly $364 million.

I feel like yelling "BWAHAHAHAHA EAT IT FUCKFACE" is a thing that should require context. Especially if one does it at a playground when you get a notification that Trump has to pay $350m

My child: Moooooooooom come help me! Me: Can I help? My child: I need Moooom Me: What's the issue? My child: I need pants. Me: ... you're wearing pants. My child: UGH, DAAAD NOT THESE PANTS Me: .... yeah, babe, we are gonna need you up here for this

Okay, so: When I posted on Twitter I was tweeting. When it was renamed to Xitter I was xitting. When I'm on Bluesky, am I bluesing or am I skyting?

There is nothing quite as shitty as the knowledge that a cat has decided to curl up on your lap and that not only do you now have to pee but you also have to go do a thing for about an hour involving microphones and chat and conversation stuff online at a standing desk.

@puppyluvv.bsky.social poke. So long as we agree each other are/do not: - wildly mismatched in interests - have wildly disparate political, social, ethical, and moral views - plan to let the other person, you know, do their thing so long as they let you do yours I'm down.

I got my invite. Bluesky so far: 99.9% fewer idiots, 1% less trollbots

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