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IMMA SHARK
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オトドゥス・メガロドン 8.5m
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Name This Movie. Wrong Answers Only. 📽️ #NameThisMovie #WrongAnswersOnly #FilmSky
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brain: have a panic attack. you earned it 👍
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O boy.... I super suck at new social media things. It takes me a long time to get a grip. How is everyone doin? Y'all ok? Am i following you?
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Merry Sharkmas, Friends..... Hope yours was safe, jolly, and FINTASTIC
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⭐Great White Shork Anatomy: 🦈
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Made a biblically accurate angel for the top of Sharkmas Tree. BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
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I stole this because it's true and i dig it
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@bruceshark.bsky.social Hey, Bruce, does Victor celebrate this day?
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate
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The BFG, or The Boulevardier Considered as a Long Drink: 1 Campari 1 M&R Rosso 1.5 Pikesville Rye Get super-cold glass & ice from deep freeze. Add some ice & measured ingredients. Stir. Straw? Why the hell not. Stir more. Add more ice as needed if desired. Drink. Yay! ;) #drink #cocktail
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Happy days await us
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This will most definitely be me later today...two vaccines, booster and flu. "This is strange....All of a sudden I don't quite feel like myself. Oh, I feel all right, and yet I... I uh..."
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This is the ANGEL of the bunch. Vanity is a gud gurl, and it's NEVER HER FAULT. Also, got a emergency doc appointment tomorrow, got some freaky excessive burping and chest pressure. WTF, body..... STAAHHHPP
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I made an abomination today.
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LOOKIT IMMA FARMER! Potato harvest time...
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Fish Fact of the Day. Not only is the Green Bumphead Parrotfish the largest parrot fish species in the world reaching 75 kg and up to 1.5 m in length, but males have enlarged skulls used to head-butt each other when competing for females. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_humphead_parrotfish
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Dermal denticles are so cool!! Here is my favorite figure of the day from “Dermal denticles as a tool to reconstruct shark communities” by Dillon et el., 2017.
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Pretty sure it wasn’t the creators intent but every time I open this app I must sing Mr. Bluesky to myself in my head
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Latest haul of veg, Check it out. Nasturtium, pansies, lone tomato, wild carrots, sage, parsley, green onion and blossoms, basil, chives, rue, etc. Gonna eat this stuff.
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HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY Maybe we were/are friends from g+, Twitter, Instagram. I'm THAT shark. And just swam in here, today... I post about all kinds of stuff: Art, things I make, sharks, sparkle chikkins, cats giant skeletons, small skeletons, fud, weird stuff, and hospice/caregiver and grief info. Hi
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