Welp, here we are
Gonna jump in the truck & drive 30 mins north. There I'll be chemically knocked unconscious for a few hours while strange people take a camcorder on a garden hose & jam it up my ass, & then go exploring with it for a bit
Hopefully, I'll be back online this evening!
My stomach:
I MADE IT!
I'm back home now, none the worse for wear
And, as the first solid food I've had in 48 hours -
leftover pizza has never tasted so good right out of the microwave!
So, as it happens, as part of my 'discharge instructions' packet from the Hospital System
I am now the proud owner of full color HD images of various parts of the inside of my own ass
I don't know why anyone would *want* these, if they aren't for "Here's the spare tire sized tumor we removed"
Butt still (see what I did there?), its a thing that exists now
I hope to never look at them ever again
Now I'm making plans to go back there and get my truck tomorrow morning (it's REALLY WEIRD to see my garage empty right now!)
I’d want these! When my ovary was removed people crowded around it to take pictures of it (for posterity? evidence? to put in a medical journal???) and the doctors swore I could see them someday, and I never!! have!!!
That's why I added in the whole "Here the problem" part
If there was something noteworthy, I could see keeping them. But these are literally just textbook normal colon imagery. It's not like they found a chestburster egg
If there were something *neato*, I'd frame 'em & hang 'em in the entranceway!
