My sons preschool recently had a "truck day" where they asked people to bring cool trucks for the kids to see. There were firetrucks, snowplows, garbage trucks, etc.
And some guy brought a cybertruck.
But that's actually a lie.
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He couldn't make it to the event so he brought it separately on a different day.
Because it was just so important that toddlers get to be impressed with his awesome car.
Which I've never seen at the school before.
Did some rando just show up to flex to 3 year olds? Perfect metaphor.
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