Christina

Today my worst nightmare came true when I discovered the cat I was petsitting had died overnight. This is somehow made worse by also having a first date tonight ✌🏻😖

Let me in!!!!

I can’t comprehend this and please don’t make me

Would you believe they say the same thing about me

Saying “Good Luck Babe!” all summer until I run out of breath and die

Trying not to get a little sweet treat after the gym

Taking every date here as a litmus test (eagles only)

Every sunny morning she Returns

Spotted a couple who’s aura was so powerful I almost crashed my car

This feels like a punishment from a reality tv court show

Sorry I’ve been MIA from “Being Funny” I’m taking care of 5 foster kittens and they’re ruining my life

In a constant state of stupidity where I’ve been trying to read a physical book after exclusively reading on my iPad but I keep turning off my light at night in the middle of reading a page

Depressing in a poignant way

I’m stuck in a B-Hole- meaning I lingered too long on a Bridgerton TikTok and now my algorithm is exclusively showing Bridgerton content.

Pickles is NOT a feminist ally

I saw this ad and felt like I was having a stroke

Workshopping the bit of a guy who only sneezes holding his eyes open Clockwork Orange style

Grabbing only magnum condoms on a first date as a power move

Do you still like me even though I leave all my drawers and cabinets open like a poltergeist 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I love Pugs because they all look like they’ve seen The Horrors

YES NO 🧐