I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection
Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!
Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide
Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR
when I found out The Quiet Man wasn’t made by a French game studio that was probably how people felt when they found out Elvis was white. it just defied my understanding of everything
when Tim The Tatman got into a fight with Call of Duty it made me laugh when all these christian guys were like “THANK YOU for being brave against trans Jim the Junkman. you are BRAVE.” bc he’s famous solely for buffoonery. centuries ago he’d be tortured by kings because he screams in a funny way
I respect David Bowie and his music but if he was ugly no one would have tolerated him having characters. they’d be like “pack it up ugly, no one gives a shit” but he looked like a male deer so they let him do that stuff
when I was 15 one of my friends would lie about being embroiled in the fictional street racing scene in Chicago and every time we were on Lake Shore Drive and he saw a guy in a Civic or Accord he'd honk his horn then rev up and pass them and say that he just earned more respect
