Cannon: Wouldn't the sharks get electrocuted, too??

Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 1 mo

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I've been on the fence but this just makes sense, I'm going with Trump

I mean, the sharks are going to eat you in any case. Might as well die first, quickly, by electrocution. Gotta hand it to him. He thought this through.

Wouldn't the sharks get electrocuted, too??

Ah, so now do we electrocute ourselves AND the sharks, or try to escape both electrocution and the sharks by leaping off the boat before it goes under? A diabolical dilemma! This Trump guy is giving us much to think about…

What if the sharks are full of cocaine and are feeling no pain? They've got nothing to lose then.

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