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Putting finishing touches on my NYT op-ed about my years as starting power forward for the Boston Celtics.
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Putting finishing touches on my NYT op-ed about how I invented the question mark. This is fun. Y’all should give it a try.
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Mine's already submitted on my experience walking on the moon and who that's bad for
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Dude! I remember your killer post moves! I miss the days when the 4 wasn't expected to hit threes.
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Putting finishing touches on my NYT op-ed about how I was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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Funny, I've been finishing my @nytimes.com editorial about my return to Earth after a 2000 year absence.
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Hey! I was just about to regale them with my hilarious experiences of a decade's time in the Fenway bullpen as the pre-rule-change LOOGY on the Red Sox staff!