Here's my plan: Olivia and Taylor and the rest of them can afford to have an old fashioned call center. They use an office software that isn't online to keep track of seats, pick up the phone, help a customer, hang up, then do it again. It takes, what? 3 weeks to sell out?
Then the same employees print them up and mail them out. No online nothing. You call and get a busy signal and keep trying until you get through. Gives a lot of temps some work, makes the whole thing more fair and less vulnerable to asshats.