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Chocoborborygmos

@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social

I'm an artist, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, leftist, and a Steam/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.
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If you told young me that Holy grail & MTG would combine I would've cried tears of joy but 43 year old Adam just laments how stodgy ol' Cleese and shitty ass Gilliam's decrying of cancel culture and embrace of casual bigotry has made it so I haven't given two shits about python in years
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I've been playing Magic since alpha because I'm an old and I think Gift of the Viper is the best card to draft, possibly ever, unless you have some weird noncreature focus to your draft deck. All I know is the amount of tricks I have pulled with have made me shove it into a bunch of Commander decks
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takes a special kind of asshole to spam "your go" four times while I'm picking out my two land from a Cultivate in less than 4 seconds on MtgArena
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sex is great and everything but have you ever had an opponent spam "good game" during your turn because they think they have lethal on their turn but you board wipe and then slowly destroy them with pings from Keimi?
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I thought I had like 130 EDH decks but I have 152 sleeved decks and what used to be a quaint autistic hyperfocus is starting to make me feel some sort of way so I have been taking apart decks that no longer interest me and selling the contents. Today I bid adieu to Lurrus
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Honestly never been more terrified of a creature I think it's OP compared to the other two. This is 10: at least one other player scoops
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When the lights come on at gay clubs
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Hey hey! here's some more of my artwork!
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When your son asks you to build him a train in Minecraft and your 100K of art school debt finally pays off
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Every time I play a random game of edh on MTGO instead of one with known friends it's literally the Peanuts scene w/ Lucy, Charlie Brown & the football. I'm chuck, they're lucy and the football is their game comment "non competitive / no cedh". Lucy pulling the ball is them killing me on turn three
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Hey Everyone out there in Blue Sky Magic the Gathering circles, Here's some fun proxies/tokens I've made for magic cards. when it comes to commanders. I like to get them printed and use a clear deck protector so I can have the real one and the proxy back to back in the sleeve.
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Got back into MTGO/Magic Online in order to jam EDH with a friend who can't spelltable. So far I've made: Delney Duskana Judith Ghave Hylda Ellie and Alan, Palentologists
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BUY MY FAVORITE PERSON'S TTRPG
So many nerd podcasters dropping hints that they watch Real Housewives (or bring up front). Y’all should back my Housewives inspired game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dun...
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So many nerd podcasters dropping hints that they watch Real Housewives (or bring up front). Y’all should back my Housewives inspired game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dun...
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I just got the second Magic the Gathering Ponies the Galloping and had no idea the first one I bought was worth so flipping much
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I have so many fully sleeved magic decks at this point I've lost count, it's over 130 edh decks, and at least 5-20 each in modern, legacy, pioneer.... And to think, I didn't know I had autism before this year, YET THERE WERE SIGNS
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Emma Frost by Jhony Caballero (@jhonycaballeroart on IG) 💎
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Where my X-men '97 friends at? I just made this on company time
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Writing or painting is always only two steps: 1. "I'm just getting started" - this lasts 80% of the entire project 2. "I'm so close to done" - this lasts 20% of the entire project
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I don't actually play this way haha, but sometimes magic power levels do be like that
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I maintain that Iraxxa is the best monored commander deck
This is a true story
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In the process of solely using Blue Sky, so in case you don't know, I'm an artist and for the past couple of years have been solely painting/drawing digitally with procreate and my apple pencil: anyway here's some of my stuff
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What's up Magic the Gathering peoples?
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Hey my MTG bluesky peeps! Does anyone know of The Gruffalo?
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Despite an entire corner of my living room covered in Magic Cards, I ordered a starter deck and 3 packs of Lorcana today
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Another MTGWOE Wilds of Eldraine proxy for Hylda, I just can't stop myself
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Really Excited about Wilds of Eldraine's Hylda of the Icy Crown
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Having @benjithebrewer.bsky.social on Blue Sky means I am so close to leaving that other app