Chris Ward

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Left Britain after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, and now a whisker from citizenship.

ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Crow Queen. Tempelhofer Feld Walker.

Views very much my own. he/him #thfbleibt #fckafd

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Was rather nice to win Babbel's monthly hack and tell with my ADHD Button (I'll write more about this later). The trophy is pretty cool too! Here it is being handed over by last month's winner (the very awesome Gareth James). ❤️

For those of us in tech who are occasional activists on the side, perhaps it's time to turn our firepower towards the rot at the top in our own industry. techcrunch.com/2024/07/16/a...

Andreessen Horowitz co-founders explain why they're supporting Trump | TechCrunchtechcrunch.com Marc Andreessen, the co-founder of one of the most prominent venture capital firms in Silicon Valley, says he's been a Democrat most of his life. He says

This.

Ich wiederhole, Nationalismus ist grundsätzlich scheisse. Aber wer andere Fans angreifen muss weil seine beschissene Kacknation verloren hat, der ist wirklich mit das Dümmste was die Menschheit zu bieten hat... #espeng #Berlin #Euro2024

„Rasten alle ein bisschen aus“: Polizei muss spanische Fans nach EM-Finale vor frustrierten Engländern schützenwww.tagesspiegel.de Kaum ist das EM-Finale abgepfiffen, kommt es auf der Berliner Fanmeile zu Schlägereien. Die Polizei muss England-Fans abwehren, die sich schon den ganzen Tag über rüpelhaft benommen hatten.

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Football has hooked up with some Spanish lads who can accom and will not be coming home tonight.

Lots of people in the ol' timeline today who'd have given von Stauffenberg a good dressing down on the basis that "violence is never the answer".

If you ever want to understand just how straight the mobile development world is, consider that there's a term I regularly have to encounter called "bottom navigation" and nobody else bats an eyelid.

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Wenn Faschisten eins wirklich können, dann ist es, das Opferlied in allen Variationen, mit allen Strophen und in aller Inbrunst zu singen. Trumps Kampagne wird ab sofort jeden, der ihn etwas härter angehen, zum moralischen Mittäter erklären. Die Biden-Kampagne hat ihre Werbespots bereits gestoppt.

2019 vs 2024

Berlin's ridiculous CDU government (enabled by the ridiculous SPD) goes on the same ridiculous crusade against cannabis as their ridiculous proto-fascist sister party in Bavaria. Getting utterly shitfaced on alcohol in public is still fine though. Get these clowns out.

#Cannabis - wer glaubt, den Bayern kann keiner was vormachen, kennt die Berliner CDU noch nicht: "Bis zu 30.000 Euro Strafe soll denjenigen drohen, die Cannabissamen aus Nicht-EU-Ländern beziehen." Joah. Weiterschlafen.

Berliner CDU und Cannabis: Kriminalisiertes Kiffentaz.de Die Berliner CDU markiert in Sachen Cannabisgesetz demonstrativ Haltung. Bei Verstößen will sie Kiffer mit drastischen Strafen maßregeln.

"Die Klimakleber sind Terroristen" Autofahrer: www.rbb24.de/panorama/bei...

Mann in Streit um Parkplatz erstochen - Tumulte nach der Tatwww.rbb24.de Ein banaler Streit um eine Parklücke in Berlin-Gesundbrunnen endete am Donnerstag tödlich. Der Tatverdächtige wurde direkt festgenommen. Stunden danach kam es zu Auseinandersetzungen von Angehörigen d...

Ridiculous country.

I tell you now, this is going to be utterly utterly dreadful. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Euro 2024: England fans in scramble to reach Berlin for finalwww.bbc.com If you want to be in Berlin to see England potentially win Euro 2024, here's what you need to know.

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Actually I'm slowly coming to the view that England winning might be good for them (and therefore the rest of us) in the same way an incel getting laid is. And this definitely has nothing to do with me backtracking so I don't look foolish if it happens. No. Definitely not.

Tonight I pick this team for the soccerball.

Guess it sounded better for this new Lib Dem MP to change it to "trans issues". I suppose you really notice how much of a monster you sound when you say you disagree with "rights".

Funny. That was the policy of the last Labour government too.

Does anybody know which porn film this is from? www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuU3...

King Charles meets Keir Starmer at Buckingham Palace: 'You must be exhausted'www.youtube.com Footage released by Buckingham Palace shows the moment King Charles received Keir Starmer at Buckingham Palace after Labour's landslide election victory. The...

This quote literally reads like a reductress article headline designed to take the piss out of her. How on earth did Britain get to a stage where she swept to power?

Stop the count!

Worth staying up for. Worth flying over for. Many many congrats to Zöe Franklin MP!

Joanna Cherry TERFed out.

Adolf Shitler finally winning a seat is it?

Tonight I'm thinking about all the Tories who insisted in 2011 that first-past-the-post was the fairest system.

Little tip, if you're going to wear your slut top out campaigning, do remember to sunblock the slutty bits you normally don't sunblock because you're not normally being slutty in the sun.

If my admittedly anecdotal experience campaigning today is the trend, the Tories are absolutely and unequivocally fucked.

Every person I have knocked today has already voted. Every one. It is barely midday. This is extremely unusual.

Goooood morning Guildford.

It's time for crazy political predictions with Chris! Tomorrow Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss will lose their seats.