Married Cis male. girl dad. Love to cook. Dog lover. Atheist. Woke AF. Advocate for women, LGBTQ+, minorities. I cuss a lot. When in doubt it’s sarcasm.
Dad mode reached max potential last night when I delivered 14 and her friends to the dance in this, mismatched grey sweats and what she calls my old man house shoes. I made them all pose for pics in front of all the other kids. The eye rolls and complaints were epic!
Good morning and happy Saturday. Starting off with a good sweat. My folks are here and the teens have winter formal tonight. Gonna have a bunch of teens prepping at our house. Wish me luck! Lots of teen girls here today! Hope you have a great weekend!
Well the tattoo band aid came off but now I can’t get the adhesive off my skin. I love my skin sticking together every time I bend my elbow. It’s amazing.
Good morning and happy Sunday. The 14 made me go thrifting yesterday so I used it as an opportunity to get more shirts the teens won’t like. I found this gem and they love it. It’s a medium and I’m not. That makes it better. Guess I have a new goal shirt! What do ya think?
Walked into to my office to see someone else’s family photos on my desk. I forgot I moved offices two days ago. Had a moment of wondering if I’d been fired. 😂
Well the upstairs neighbor at our Airbnb was loud as fuck. They watched a movie on full blast while bowling in the living room all night. The host told me to leave a 5 star review. Yeah, fuck off. I’m not misleading anyone.
