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If you want to block all the people who harassed Jamelle Bouie off the site at once, this list is handy. Hit subscribe, then block.
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imagine a world in which we implemented the Gale-Shapley theorem and as a result never got "Jolene"
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The first big sandworm riding scene is epic, like surfing a tsunami, but twenty minutes of screentime later it's like "we're going to Grandma's for the weekend, load up the sandworm and no fighting in the back you two"
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The spy agencies finally concluded what was obvious from day one, that Havana syndrome was no more real than penis theft or the devil souring milk, and now Congress is mad at them that they didn't find the smoking (Putin's top secret headache) gun www.nytimes.com/2024/02/12/u...
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This news cycle won't be over until Bill Kristol proposes some bananas plan for replacing Biden as the Democratic nominee, but only in states with an odd number of letters
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Short replies can be more humane for both the faculty and the student. Every term I get over a hundred requests to get into a class that is already full. Many such requests are paragraphs long. Equally long replies would not only take forever but invite further pleading.
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guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue
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Not saying this will happen, but would be amazing if it did
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The sad fact is that simultaneously the primary benefit and core moral responsibility of being a tenured academic is not the production of “impact” or “influence” out in the world but rather the ability to look at something you know about that’s shite and say “this is shite” and not lose your job.
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No idea what Heiss's articles are like but self-plagiarism is a thing. I was among the people who caught Bruno Frey publishing articles that were 80% identical to his other articles. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_F...
Ooof manuscript temporarily rejected and returned because the automated plagiarism report found too much similarity with other papers we've written. So now I have to make it all sound less like… ourselves?
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worst day ever for undergrads who lifted a paragraph from wikipedia
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Actual quote from my latest evals "I did feel that the readings were a bit tedious, due to over 25+ pages assigned per week"
Student Evals highlight (from a senior seminar): “the class focused a lot on readings and if people, like me, didn’t do the reading we couldn’t participate”
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[Me, getting shoved onto the subway tracks by some guy screaming about The Illuminati who has been arrested 26 times this year] "The 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 crime wave is shift managers rounding down when you clocked out at work so you don't get 7 minutes of overtime."
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At last, I, Stumparm the Half-Blind have found the hand and eye of Vecna! I have have devoted years of my life, tons of gold, and dozens of henchmen deaths to recovering these relics and their god-usurping power. [Opens box] Why did none of you tell me it's a left eye and right hand?
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Imbecile! You have failed me for the last time! (Because I know you'll use the disappointment of this experience to grow and improve)
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imagine the alternate version of "Lucy's Last Birthday" where Ricky isn't waiting to hold a surprise party at the club and thus Lucy remains a member of Friends of the Friendless as it spirals into increasingly abusive practices until eventually being raided by the police in 1967
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searching for "library" on Google Maps makes me want to take a bat to all the mailbox dollhouses full of old crap that fill up the search results.
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Night's Black Agents rules. It's an explosive action thriller TTRPG about badass covert operatives fighting a vampire conspiracy. "Thriller" combat maneuvers let agents work as a team during battles, while "player-facing combat" lets one agent take out multiple mooks in seconds.