Coach Rusty: I think it was all the daytime television I watched as a kid that really started my dream of some day getting a big injury settlement

I think it was all the daytime television I watched as a kid that really started my dream of some day getting a big injury settlement

Then there’s people like me who fell & broke an ankle at a Starbucks when they didn’t have wet floor signs up & just called for a ride. All in balance 🤣

Shoulda called the TV guys tbh

Oh, I got a lot of sass from it but I had good insurance & didn’t consider it. 🤣 So yes, Ima not the brightest person.

I do wish you had that Starbucks money for sure

It’s all good. Life could be much worse. Appreciated though. 🙏

Or even a bargain funeral plan. With a free pen.

I have the number memorized. I’m ready.

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