"Then I'll just tell her how you won that medal."
"It's not my fault the other bidder dropped out!"
"And it's a medal for a haggis-eating competition. Just pointing that out."
“Oh you won’t huh? Shame. Well…it looks like you’re not going to be able to enjoy either of them then.”
“Uh wh-why do you say that Superman?”
*Cue angry Superman talking with a full body dark shadow and red, glowing eyes*
“Accidents happen.”